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OK guys, this is an extremely technical thread that those with slight arachnaphobic tendancies may relate too.
I rolled my new XMX forward on the edge of the pit, and bang... a big fat huntsman spider fell out of the tread patern right in front of me.
He looked p!ssed, and revved up for a fight.
For some reason i grabbed a can of CRC Air Brush (essentially a can of compressed air).
Before i pointed it at my angry opponent, i remembered that if you hold these cans upside down they spray liquid and freeze things.
So sure enough, just like out of a Schwartzenegger movie, i half depressed the nozzle in an upside down fassion and turned Mr Huntsman into Mr Frosty in about 8 seconds.
Not sure if he was just white on the outside, i gave him a tap and he was rigid as.
The proud victor, my fight was over and i needed to return to the task at hand.
I picked his frozen p!ssed off body up on the end of a flat blade screwdriver and flicked him out the door.
My throw was not so good (probably due to my weakened state from the previous battle) and he dropped short on the concrete...
and he completely smashed 
All his legs broke off.
Wierd thing is...
Imagine the crime scene for the Spider NCIS dudes...
1 x body
1 x head
8 x legs
and absolutely no logical crime scene clew as to how this could have occured
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| Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:22 pm Post subject: |
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CRC Contact Cleaner is also another good tool in the heat of battle, it throws an ice cold liquid that can be instantly (with the aid of a lighter)turned into a flame thrower. Gets rid of Red Backs from inside wheel arches on cars prettty well if I do say so.
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Hey Bullet, haven't got into someones dope stash have you?  Really its only a spider, it won't eat much. 
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you would think he would have to be good around spyders being a can am man  |
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| Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:54 am Post subject: |
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Change that 'Y' to an 'i' and im stuffed 
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| Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:51 am Post subject: |
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And all this time Bullet i thought your biggest fear was racing with grizzly's now i know how to slow you down next time , i will tie one of those hairy critters to your handle bars lmao
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Hairy critters, you're not talking about me are you Grizzly?
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Now that would be a sight Mick , you tied to the handle bars of Bullets machine , matter of fact could near hear you screaming from here lol
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Hey, don't mess with the human loofer!
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mate what are you on... and like the post above me we need pics
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| yogie wrote: | | mate what are you on... |
Don't know what it is but I think I need some.
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I never knew that "pics" was short for "pichers".
Makes sense i supose.
4stroker, are you the dude dressed as Jesus?
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The Bullet repellant. Green version......
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Next TP300 I am going to tie a monster huntsman on a stick and have that on my bike so when Bullet goes to pass me I'll just hold it out and keep him behind. From now on my YFZ will be known as the spider bike.
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| feralkid wrote: | | Next TP300 I am going to tie a monster huntsman on a stick and have that on my bike so when Bullet goes to pass me I'll just hold it out and keep him behind. From now on my YFZ will be known as the spider bike. |
You may have found his Kryptonite Feral. And a way to use it.
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my wife will pick them up and put them out side she wont let me kill them 
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| hustleratv.com.au wrote: | | my wife will pick them up and put them out side she wont let me kill them |
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| JRE wrote: | | hustleratv.com.au wrote: | | my wife will pick them up and put them out side she wont let me kill them |
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yes she is
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Man that's crazy talk... Spiders are my Mrs absolute worst enemy and apparently they all have to die, but she just can't get close enough to kill them
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| bullet wrote: | I never knew that "pics" was short for "pichers".
Makes sense i supose.
4stroker, are you the dude dressed as Jesus? |
no i am the big mac/santa clause..
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I came back from a night ride on the beach one night and felt something on my back underneath my overies. I reach back to have a scratch and felt/heard something crunch when I touched it.
I hadn't done the Highland Fling since I was about 8 yrs old but apparently I still have all the moves. Everyone said it looked like Steady Eddy on speed but I got the overies off in about 5 seconds and this Huntsman about 14" across came out when I shook em. Some say it was 3" but thats bulls**t. |
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HAHAHAHAHA Steady Eddy theres a name i havnt heard in ages . i wonder were he is now ?? he was a funny guy
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