priesty
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Location: melbourne
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 Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:09 am Post subject: joke |
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A man at work calls home to speak to his wife,
A little girl answers the phone
"Hello sweetheart" he says, "can i speak to mummy please?"
"She's up in the bedroom with uncle Jason" she replies,
A little confused, the man tells her that she doesn't have an uncle Jason,
but she assures him that she does because he's up in the bedroom right now with mummy.
Now a little suspicious the man says, "sweetheart I need you to go upstairs & tell mummy that I've just pulled up in the driveway & then come back to the phone & tell me what happens,"ok" she replies & puts the phone down to race up the stairs. Several moments later she returns to the phone & cries "daddy, daddy, mommys fallen down the stairs and cracked her head open & she's got no clothes on", "oh my god" he replies, "what happened to uncle Jason ?"
"well he jumped out the window into the swimming pool & I don't think he knew that you emptied it out last week to get it cleaned, because he's not moving & I think he might be dead !"
After a long pause the shocked man says "swimming pool ?, what number is this?"
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