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[fourtrax]

hi guys,

if you didnt get your entry in the mail yet, your in trouble !!
call me if you have any issues with entering etc, official cut off
date was today.

jaden
0411 227 488

[Derek R]

fourtrax wrote:

hi guys, if you didnt get your entry in the mail yet, your in trouble !! call me if you have any issues with entering etc, official cut off date was today. jaden 0411 227 488

Hi Jaden
Giving you a call will not make a gnats dicks difference! ! ! ! ! Entries closed today after being open for seven weeks, I dont know what strings you may think you can pull apart from getting people to waste the cost of a phone call on a useless exercise ! ! any phone calls regarding the race meeting should have been directed to the race secretary(the person who is organising the race meeting) not the guy in charge of promoting the event

Love as always

Derek Rumble

[fourtrax]

Derek R wrote:

fourtrax wrote: hi guys, if you didnt get your entry in the mail yet, your in trouble !! call me if you have any issues with entering etc, official cut off date was today. jaden 0411 227 488 Hi Jaden Giving you a call will not make a gnats dicks difference! ! ! ! ! Entries closed today after being open for seven weeks, I dont know what strings you may think you can pull apart from getting people to waste the cost of a phone call on a useless exercise ! ! any phone calls regarding the race meeting should have been directed to the race secretary(the person who is organising the race meeting) not the guy in charge of promoting the event Love as always Derek Rumble

for your information rumble guts, a "gnats dicks difference" is a scientifically proven margin for change. Its been proven to change any event or moment in time by a point of a percentage. Hence the "gnats dicks difference".
I will explain further and try and simplify this for your rather small and futile englishmans brain. If a rider wishes to enter the race and was held up in guantanamo bay by u.s forces, i would put forward his or her case to the "katherine board of review". Im sure youve herd of this review board as your married to her. She has more power than you and i could ever imagine!

love always
jaden

[Derek R]

fourtrax wrote:

Derek R wrote: fourtrax wrote: hi guys, if you didnt get your entry in the mail yet, your in trouble !! call me if you have any issues with entering etc, official cut off date was today. jaden 0411 227 488 Hi Jaden Giving you a call will not make a gnats dicks difference! ! ! ! ! Entries closed today after being open for seven weeks, I dont know what strings you may think you can pull apart from getting people to waste the cost of a phone call on a useless exercise ! ! any phone calls regarding the race meeting should have been directed to the race secretary(the person who is organising the race meeting) not the guy in charge of promoting the event Love as always Derek Rumble for your information rumble guts, a "gnats dicks difference" is a scientifically proven margin for change. Its been proven to change any event or moment in time by a point of a percentage. Hence the "gnats dicks difference". I will explain further and try and simplify this for your rather small and futile englishmans brain. If a rider wishes to enter the race and was held up in guantanamo bay by u.s forces, i would put forward his or her case to the "katherine board of review". Im sure youve herd of this review board as your married to her. She has more power than you and i could ever imagine! love always jaden

Jaden Jaden Jaden
To anybody who ever went to school past year seven would know that a gnat ,contorary to your statement is an insect of only one sex (Gender) therfore unlike your head it has no '(sausage)".
Because the Qld quad titles is a bonafide M.Q. Championship entries have to close ten days before the event which both Katherine and I have explained to you on countless occassions before. So let me try and explain it to you yet again, ten days before the race day is the 14th nov,14 nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,

If you still have problems trying to understand the very simple arithmatics of it all then please do not hesitate to get one of your parents to help you call me and I will try very hard to get you and your extremely dried and shrivelled up Qld brain to try and absorb at least a little bit about running one of these events ! In the meantime stick to your day job of selling stuff, and everything will work out fine.

All my love as always

Derek R

[fourtrax]

Derek R wrote:

fourtrax wrote: Derek R wrote: fourtrax wrote: hi guys, if you didnt get your entry in the mail yet, your in trouble !! call me if you have any issues with entering etc, official cut off date was today. jaden 0411 227 488 Hi Jaden Giving you a call will not make a gnats dicks difference! ! ! ! ! Entries closed today after being open for seven weeks, I dont know what strings you may think you can pull apart from getting people to waste the cost of a phone call on a useless exercise ! ! any phone calls regarding the race meeting should have been directed to the race secretary(the person who is organising the race meeting) not the guy in charge of promoting the event Love as always Derek Rumble for your information rumble guts, a "gnats dicks difference" is a scientifically proven margin for change. Its been proven to change any event or moment in time by a point of a percentage. Hence the "gnats dicks difference". I will explain further and try and simplify this for your rather small and futile englishmans brain. If a rider wishes to enter the race and was held up in guantanamo bay by u.s forces, i would put forward his or her case to the "katherine board of review". Im sure youve herd of this review board as your married to her. She has more power than you and i could ever imagine! love always jaden Jaden Jaden Jaden To anybody who ever went to school past year seven would know that a gnat ,contorary to your statement is an insect of only one sex (Gender) therfore unlike your head it has no '(sausage)". Because the Qld quad titles is a bonafide M.Q. Championship entries have to close ten days before the event which both Katherine and I have explained to you on countless occassions before. So let me try and explain it to you yet again, ten days before the race day is the 14th nov,14 nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov, If you still have problems trying to understand the very simple arithmatics of it all then please do not hesitate to get one of your parents to help you call me and I will try very hard to get you and your extremely dried and shrivelled up Qld brain to try and absorb at least a little bit about running one of these events ! In the meantime stick to your day job of selling stuff, and everything will work out fine. All my love as always Derek R

Greetings oh humble master,
forgive me for i thought 10 days before the 25th of november was the 15th?? either my "arithmatics" as you put it is playing up on me, or you have the problem of subtraction. Mind you, i could understand you making such a mistake as back in your 'day' you had to count using your fingers!! these days we have calculators. if you have further problems making simple subtraction calculations please call me.

over and out.
jaden

[Derek R]

fourtrax wrote:

Derek R wrote: fourtrax wrote: Derek R wrote: fourtrax wrote: hi guys, if you didnt get your entry in the mail yet, your in trouble !! call me if you have any issues with entering etc, official cut off date was today. jaden 0411 227 488 Hi Jaden Giving you a call will not make a gnats dicks difference! ! ! ! ! Entries closed today after being open for seven weeks, I dont know what strings you may think you can pull apart from getting people to waste the cost of a phone call on a useless exercise ! ! any phone calls regarding the race meeting should have been directed to the race secretary(the person who is organising the race meeting) not the guy in charge of promoting the event Love as always Derek Rumble for your information rumble guts, a "gnats dicks difference" is a scientifically proven margin for change. Its been proven to change any event or moment in time by a point of a percentage. Hence the "gnats dicks difference". I will explain further and try and simplify this for your rather small and futile englishmans brain. If a rider wishes to enter the race and was held up in guantanamo bay by u.s forces, i would put forward his or her case to the "katherine board of review". Im sure youve herd of this review board as your married to her. She has more power than you and i could ever imagine! love always jaden Jaden Jaden Jaden To anybody who ever went to school past year seven would know that a gnat ,contorary to your statement is an insect of only one sex (Gender) therfore unlike your head it has no '(sausage)". Because the Qld quad titles is a bonafide M.Q. Championship entries have to close ten days before the event which both Katherine and I have explained to you on countless occassions before. So let me try and explain it to you yet again, ten days before the race day is the 14th nov,14 nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov, If you still have problems trying to understand the very simple arithmatics of it all then please do not hesitate to get one of your parents to help you call me and I will try very hard to get you and your extremely dried and shrivelled up Qld brain to try and absorb at least a little bit about running one of these events ! In the meantime stick to your day job of selling stuff, and everything will work out fine. All my love as always Derek R Greetings oh humble master, forgive me for i thought 10 days before the 25th of november was the 15th?? either my "arithmatics" as you put it is playing up on me, or you have the problem of subtraction. Mind you, i could understand you making such a mistake as back in your 'day' you had to count using your fingers!! these days we have calculators. if you have further problems making simple subtraction calculations please call me. over and out. jaden

Jaden
Entries closed on the 14 nov (midnight) and the race meeting is on the 25 nov, so I will yet again try and simplify it for your Hi Tech brain cells. the day after the 14th is the 15th are following me so far????? Right ,here we go 15nov 16nov 17nov 18nov 19nov 20 nov 21nov 22nov 23nov 24nov(last day before the event) = ten (10) days !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes ,you are forgiven (as always) and as for your claimed prowess with a calculator I would suggest that you spend more time practicing how to use it rather that keeping your hands on something else ! Oh Katherine has just asked for the names of the ten flag marshal that you were asked to get three weeks ago ,If this simple task has been too much for you to handle could you please let her know and she will get a grown up to do it for you.

Love
Derek R

[fourtrax]

Derek R wrote:

fourtrax wrote: Derek R wrote: fourtrax wrote: Derek R wrote: fourtrax wrote: hi guys, if you didnt get your entry in the mail yet, your in trouble !! call me if you have any issues with entering etc, official cut off date was today. jaden 0411 227 488 Hi Jaden Giving you a call will not make a gnats dicks difference! ! ! ! ! Entries closed today after being open for seven weeks, I dont know what strings you may think you can pull apart from getting people to waste the cost of a phone call on a useless exercise ! ! any phone calls regarding the race meeting should have been directed to the race secretary(the person who is organising the race meeting) not the guy in charge of promoting the event Love as always Derek Rumble for your information rumble guts, a "gnats dicks difference" is a scientifically proven margin for change. Its been proven to change any event or moment in time by a point of a percentage. Hence the "gnats dicks difference". I will explain further and try and simplify this for your rather small and futile englishmans brain. If a rider wishes to enter the race and was held up in guantanamo bay by u.s forces, i would put forward his or her case to the "katherine board of review". Im sure youve herd of this review board as your married to her. She has more power than you and i could ever imagine! love always jaden Jaden Jaden Jaden To anybody who ever went to school past year seven would know that a gnat ,contorary to your statement is an insect of only one sex (Gender) therfore unlike your head it has no '(sausage)". Because the Qld quad titles is a bonafide M.Q. Championship entries have to close ten days before the event which both Katherine and I have explained to you on countless occassions before. So let me try and explain it to you yet again, ten days before the race day is the 14th nov,14 nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov, If you still have problems trying to understand the very simple arithmatics of it all then please do not hesitate to get one of your parents to help you call me and I will try very hard to get you and your extremely dried and shrivelled up Qld brain to try and absorb at least a little bit about running one of these events ! In the meantime stick to your day job of selling stuff, and everything will work out fine. All my love as always Derek R Greetings oh humble master, forgive me for i thought 10 days before the 25th of november was the 15th?? either my "arithmatics" as you put it is playing up on me, or you have the problem of subtraction. Mind you, i could understand you making such a mistake as back in your 'day' you had to count using your fingers!! these days we have calculators. if you have further problems making simple subtraction calculations please call me. over and out. jaden Jaden Entries closed on the 14 nov (midnight) and the race meeting is on the 25 nov, so I will yet again try and simplify it for your Hi Tech brain cells. the day after the 14th is the 15th are following me so far????? Right ,here we go 15nov 16nov 17nov 18nov 19nov 20 nov 21nov 22nov 23nov 24nov(last day before the event) = ten (10) days !!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes ,you are forgiven (as always) and as for your claimed prowess with a calculator I would suggest that you spend more time practicing how to use it rather that keeping your hands on something else ! Oh Katherine has just asked for the names of the ten flag marshal that you were asked to get three weeks ago ,If this simple task has been too much for you to handle could you please let her know and she will get a grown up to do it for you. Love Derek R

i think you need to get a job and stop wasting your 'unvaluable' time.
im a busy man you know and time is money. youve already wasted $400 of my time. im sending you a bill. + the $50 it costs to write this retort.
so in total $450.
i dont have the time to waste talking imature dribble like this. there i go again. crap, there i go again.
anyway, your a lady.... Margeret !!!
tell katherine the list is on its way.

10-4
jaden

[Derek R]

fourtrax wrote:

Derek R wrote: fourtrax wrote: Derek R wrote: fourtrax wrote: Derek R wrote: fourtrax wrote: hi guys, if you didnt get your entry in the mail yet, your in trouble !! call me if you have any issues with entering etc, official cut off date was today. jaden 0411 227 488 Hi Jaden Giving you a call will not make a gnats dicks difference! ! ! ! ! Entries closed today after being open for seven weeks, I dont know what strings you may think you can pull apart from getting people to waste the cost of a phone call on a useless exercise ! ! any phone calls regarding the race meeting should have been directed to the race secretary(the person who is organising the race meeting) not the guy in charge of promoting the event Love as always Derek Rumble for your information rumble guts, a "gnats dicks difference" is a scientifically proven margin for change. Its been proven to change any event or moment in time by a point of a percentage. Hence the "gnats dicks difference". I will explain further and try and simplify this for your rather small and futile englishmans brain. If a rider wishes to enter the race and was held up in guantanamo bay by u.s forces, i would put forward his or her case to the "katherine board of review". Im sure youve herd of this review board as your married to her. She has more power than you and i could ever imagine! love always jaden Jaden Jaden Jaden To anybody who ever went to school past year seven would know that a gnat ,contorary to your statement is an insect of only one sex (Gender) therfore unlike your head it has no '(sausage)". Because the Qld quad titles is a bonafide M.Q. Championship entries have to close ten days before the event which both Katherine and I have explained to you on countless occassions before. So let me try and explain it to you yet again, ten days before the race day is the 14th nov,14 nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov,14nov, If you still have problems trying to understand the very simple arithmatics of it all then please do not hesitate to get one of your parents to help you call me and I will try very hard to get you and your extremely dried and shrivelled up Qld brain to try and absorb at least a little bit about running one of these events ! In the meantime stick to your day job of selling stuff, and everything will work out fine. All my love as always Derek R Greetings oh humble master, forgive me for i thought 10 days before the 25th of november was the 15th?? either my "arithmatics" as you put it is playing up on me, or you have the problem of subtraction. Mind you, i could understand you making such a mistake as back in your 'day' you had to count using your fingers!! these days we have calculators. if you have further problems making simple subtraction calculations please call me. over and out. jaden Jaden Entries closed on the 14 nov (midnight) and the race meeting is on the 25 nov, so I will yet again try and simplify it for your Hi Tech brain cells. the day after the 14th is the 15th are following me so far????? Right ,here we go 15nov 16nov 17nov 18nov 19nov 20 nov 21nov 22nov 23nov 24nov(last day before the event) = ten (10) days !!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes ,you are forgiven (as always) and as for your claimed prowess with a calculator I would suggest that you spend more time practicing how to use it rather that keeping your hands on something else ! Oh Katherine has just asked for the names of the ten flag marshal that you were asked to get three weeks ago ,If this simple task has been too much for you to handle could you please let her know and she will get a grown up to do it for you. Love Derek R i think you need to get a job and stop wasting your 'unvaluable' time. im a busy man you know and time is money. youve already wasted $400 of my time. im sending you a bill. + the $50 it costs to write this retort. so in total $450. i dont have the time to waste talking imature dribble like this. there i go again. crap, there i go again. anyway, your a lady.... Margeret !!! tell katherine the list is on its way. 10-4 jaden

Hi Cupcake
Yes, I accept your surrender and I would also like to suggest that to save you the cost of a postage stamp that your should (using your calculater) subtract your $450 from the hundreds of hours and thousands of dollars that I have lost over the past eight years whilst having to stop work and listen to your endless drivell during your numerous and univited visits to my place of work. You said "the list is on its way" Katherine said "Yup, and so is F@#%ing Christmas"

Big hugs and heaps of kisses

Derek R

[47industries]

You guy's are gold. You way out-bullshit even the great Lenny Pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey!
Mick@47
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The way to this man's heart is through his esky

[Derek R]

47industries wrote:

You guy's are gold. You way out-bullshit even the great Lenny Pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey! Mick@47

Hi Mick ! ! ! !
Thanks, but I was hoping for platignum ,I can't take all the credit myself because I have been taught by the un-disputed best ,HEE HEE !!!
Seeya
Derek R