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gammie61
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Location: Cairns QLD
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I am a bit concerned about my wife loosing her youthfulness.
I pulled out an orange tree with the Nissan the other day.
Well, when there is a hole like that in your back yard your just compelled, in fact I think it is your duty, to make a mudpit out of it.
I've got 2 teenage sons that have to be entertained you know.
So we were having a pretty good time covering everything in the backyard in mud & tearing the lawn to shreds untill she came home scrorching & carrying on like we were doing something childish.
That stuffed that.
Then the other day James (gammie61) decided to smoke off the last of his Kendas on the driveway. He was on the limiter in fifth going real well when she comes out firing. I don't think we were being wreckless or stupid. I was being a responsible dad by squirting a bit of water on the radiator so she wouldn't overheat.
Now I know I made a misake not swapping her for 2 twenty year olds when she got to 40.
I'm just glad she doesn't ride with us.
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Hello gammie61 , sounds like you need a new wife .so how much do you want for her what year of manufacture and brand is she ?? are you up for offers . i need to knock some dollors off for it sounds like she needs a new muffler...hahaha .... i can not see anything you have done wrong with what you said evryone has to play in the mud every once and a while chicks pay big bucks for those mud bath things!! and you could have been doing burn outs on the road but you were been safe and doing it in your drive way..what is it she thinks you were doing wrong ?? 
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Location: Middleton SA
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You guys are not going to believe this... but...
In South Australia it illegal to kill your wife.
Don't laugh.
I checked it out and it's true.
unbelievable but true.
what is the world coming to.
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Noy Q75
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Joined: 16 Nov 2007
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Location: Perth W.A.
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when i am washing my bikes and my wife comes out and has her moment about all the mud going every were and the kids 4 and 6 running around in the nude getting wet when she steps out the house i squirt her with the hose and she either goes back inside and shuts up or comes out and trys to squirt me back hence cleaning my bike as she squirts me ..haha who is the dumb one here...
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Machete
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Joined: 01 Jan 2008
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Location: Arcadia \ Mid Dural N.S.W
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Yep there strange cattle all right.
trade in next year this years model is crap as well lol. 
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froggy
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| bullet wrote: | You guys are not going to believe this... but...
In South Australia it illegal to kill your wife.
Don't laugh.
I checked it out and it's true.
unbelievable but true.
what is the world coming to. |
bullet your entry fees just went up! |
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feralkid
The Day Starts With OZATV !
Joined: 29 Oct 2007
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Location: North Western Victoria
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| bullet wrote: | You guys are not going to believe this... but...
In South Australia it illegal to kill your wife.
Don't laugh.
I checked it out and it's true.
unbelievable but true.
what is the world coming to. |
HAHAHAHAHAHA Can't believe that
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yogie
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Joined: 14 Feb 2006
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Location: The Otways
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| bullet wrote: | You guys are not going to believe this... but...
In South Australia it illegal to kill your wife.
Don't laugh.
I checked it out and it's true.
unbelievable but true.
what is the world coming to. |
only if your caught... 
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priesty
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Joined: 28 Nov 2006
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| bullet wrote: | You guys are not going to believe this... but...
In South Australia it illegal to kill your wife.
Don't laugh.
I checked it out and it's true.
unbelievable but true.
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Move to Vic, it's open slather here.
(Lucky my missus doesn't even know what a forum is.)
lol
Anyway if looks could kill, she's shot me down 100 times over.
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gammie89
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Joined: 15 Jun 2007
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he called me gammie61! its bad enough mum calling me several different names to get my attention but now dad too!!! i hope i never get old hehe
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Just 100 times.
You'd have to be the perfect husband then
Or were you talking per week.
I guess that's pretty standard 
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wa5
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Joined: 06 Nov 2007
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Location: Port Stephens
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| Snow Town's in South Oz isnt it? dont kill her ..... take her to the Snow Town Bank and put her on the Lay away plan....its a barrel of fun. |
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froggy
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| wa5 wrote: | | Snow Town's in South Oz isnt it? dont kill her ..... take her to the Snow Town Bank and put her on the Lay away plan....its a barrel of fun. |
haha you even pass through it on the way to WA |
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PeteW
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Joined: 09 Feb 2006
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Location: Doreen, Vic
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| bullet wrote: | You guys are not going to believe this... but...
In South Australia it illegal to kill your wife.
Don't laugh.
I checked it out and it's true.
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is that why you're not married yet Bullet?
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Travy
90cc 2 stroke / 110 4 stroke
Joined: 07 Oct 2007
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| wa5 wrote: | | Snow Town's in South Oz isnt it? dont kill her ..... take her to the Snow Town Bank and put her on the Lay away plan....its a barrel of fun. |
Oh dear lmao
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gammie61
Blaster class
Joined: 13 Aug 2007
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Location: Cairns QLD
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heh Travy, is that your misses in your avatar?
Would you be interested in a swap?
I'll throw in 2 teenagers & a seized Banshee. Oh what the heck I might as well throw in the 450 as well. That might make up for the mileage I put on this one.
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50cc nipper
Joined: 01 Jan 2008
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Location: Perth, Hills
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| Whoa.. sounds like we married the same woman!!! |
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Noy Q75
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haha you guys know if our wives read this we are as good as dead !!!!! no more sex and they will start cooking crudy teas....oh i must be dead !!!! haha
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priesty
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What, they cook too !!!, damn no-one told me.
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Shut up and enjoy how really tough we all are while we are in ozatv land.
Just watch for the enemy reading over your shoulder.
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TasRaptor700
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Mine is out in the lounge working on her laptop, Best place for her......
SSSHHH, here she comes.........
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wendy
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Joined: 19 Sep 2007
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| gammie 61 the solution to your problem wife is tell her how ugly she looks when she is cranky.if this dosent work on the second time buy a olypus camera 770sw (water,shock and cold hearted bitch proof) show her the evidence on the third time.if this still fails do what i do and fill her in. ps going camping/caving chillogoe comming? |
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wendy
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| if you had a toyota or a predator your or went rinding more lately she might not be so grumpy. |
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yogie
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| Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:59 pm Post subject: |
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gammie buy her a quad, cant fail.
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With a few bells and whistles
and the twin yoshi's
American Star A-arms, tie rods
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gammie61
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Hey Wendy, you sound a bit too butch for the nice girl that your name implies. That predator & toyota thing sounds more like a Ken to me.
Sorry I can't come to Chillago. My usual excuse that I have to work comes in again.
You are right too Ken. I don't ride enough.
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