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[greenhuman]

It's hot here today so I thought our cat Michael would like a swim in the pool.
Cats have claws I found out. No pussy jokes please, this stings a lot.
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[Raptor700Matt]

i head that letting a pet cat or dog in the pool is like having 10+ people in there at once not very good 4 pool water balance
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[greenhuman]

Michael was only in there for about 2 seconds. As I threw him up in the air to the centre of the pool he reached out and snagged my hand and you could hear the rrrip.

[shan660]

ouucccchhhh!!!!!!

[surfin]

Looks painful.

BTW...who names a cat Michael anyway?
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[Quad]

Its the son they never had. The look on the cats face tell all.
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surfin wrote:

Looks painful. BTW...who names a cat Michael anyway?

My old cats name was Steve! Its better than our new ones... Apples.

Hope it heals up soon John.
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[greenhuman]

Quad wrote:

Its the son they never had. The look on the cats face tell all.

We have 3 sons Spot, Fido and Rover.
The thing is Michaels brother, Murray went in first with no dramas.

[surfin]

Well I guess Michael was watching Murray and didn't feel like having the same fun!
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[Mrs_Gaitar]

Michael and Murray, who wouldve guessed two names for cats?

haha made me laugh so much

our cats names are
Boy
Girl
Scaredy

all very obvious why this other moggy rocked up for a visit in his travels and we just called him number 4... again also for obvious reasons.

Mr Gaitar wants to know how people take it when you say... Murray stop licking your ass, or Michael crapped on the carpet haha

never wouldve thought to call a cat Steve...

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Shirly hard the heck up you sook, and Micheal 10/10
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greenhuman wrote:

Michael was only in there for about 2 seconds. As I threw him up in the air to the centre of the pool he reached out and snagged my hand and you could hear the rrrip.

A few thoughts come to mind...1st is i can relate to the whole cat & water thing...my wifes cat was under someones car the other day & when it turned up it had crusty engine oil on its back & head...So of course i got roped into cleaning the little shat in the shower..the cat wasnt impressed & i managed to get out of there without losing a drop of blood while cleaning it. 2nd thing...why would you throw a cat into a pool? & lastly you got karma john...no if's, no buts...i think you got off lightly...if i was that cat i would tried to tear your arm off.....karma!!...karma
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I thought cats only attacked birds not grubs!
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[greenhuman]

We had another cat named Andrew a while ago. The misses phoned me at work one morning bawling her head off. "I've just run over Andrew and killed him" she said. My mate Andrew had just got a new motor bike a couple of days before and I thought she backed out of the driveway and hit him on the bike. "Did you hit him on the bike?" I squawked and she said what the hell are you talking about. He was under the car she said and I said what was he doing under the car? and so on...
A big relief when I worked out it was the feline Andrew.

[stu Fifty Arrrrrrrrr]

not the first time you've been attacked whilst trying to get a pussy wet john boy, no pussy jokes pffft. too easy.
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[greenhuman]

Non - scratching Murray.
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[muzzgit]

That's what ya get for throwin a cat in the pool....

Mine were called Wolfie and Maestro, brother and sister, both are now rose food in the front yard, they lived to 18 years old. but heck, isn't this a quad forum?
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[doorslammer]

our cats name is Heinous for obvious reasons and if it need a clean

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

but in all honesty if the cat is hot it comes inside, if its dirty it stays out untill its clean (don't care how or when)
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[wa5]

That is a trap for young players..
Next time you want to put the cat in water, make sure you put it in a cage first...

Cray pots work a treat.

[TasATV]

Tie a brick to his tail and throw him in. He'll stay in there then.

You could also give him some swimming lessons in a front loading washing machine. Water level at half should do.
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[JONO]

doorslammer wrote:

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

bahahahaha that is so good!

[quadrider#7]

greenhuman wrote:

It's hot here today so I thought our cat Michael would like a swim in the pool. Cats have claws I found out. No pussy jokes please, this stings a lot. [/img] [img][/img]

you've done it ones i bet you won't do it again
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doorslammer wrote:

our cats name is Heinous for obvious reasons and if it need a clean 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. but in all honesty if the cat is hot it comes inside, if its dirty it stays out untill its clean (don't care how or when)

absolute gold!

I'm not a cat lover and my motto is "a good cat is a flat cat!"
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[greenhuman]

Mrs_Gaitar wrote:

Michael and Murray, who wouldve guessed two names for cats? haha made me laugh so much our cats names are Boy Girl Scaredy all very obvious why this other moggy rocked up for a visit in his travels and we just called him number 4... again also for obvious reasons. Mr Gaitar wants to know how people take it when you say... Murray stop licking your ass, or Michael crapped on the carpet haha never wouldve thought to call a cat Steve...

What's wrong with Michael and Murray?
Here's some of the cats weve had up till now:
Dennis. ( the girl at the pet shop promised he was a boy till "he" had 5 kittens. We even paid 5 bucks more for a boy.)
Max. (He used to enjoy a smoke till he got into an argument with a greyhound out the front.)
Collin. (He went feral.)
Ken. (He used to like showing you his freckle)
Bob. ( He made it to 16 years. A true gentleman)
Andrew. ( The Mrs killed him)
Barry. ( Died 3 days after we got him from the RSPCA. Had to get a refund)
Molly ( ran away after depositing Michael and Murray)
Margaret (would not listen when I told her about the road rules)
Michael and Murray ( so far, so good)

[TasATV]

greenhuman wrote:

Mrs_Gaitar wrote: Michael and Murray, who wouldve guessed two names for cats? haha made me laugh so much our cats names are Boy Girl Scaredy all very obvious why this other moggy rocked up for a visit in his travels and we just called him number 4... again also for obvious reasons. Mr Gaitar wants to know how people take it when you say... Murray stop licking your ass, or Michael crapped on the carpet haha never wouldve thought to call a cat Steve... What's wrong with Michael and Murray? Here's some of the cats weve had up till now: Dennis. ( the girl at the pet shop promised he was a boy till "he" had 5 kittens. We even paid 5 bucks more for a boy.) Max. (He used to enjoy a smoke till he got into an argument with a greyhound out the front.) Collin. (He went feral.) Ken. (He used to like showing you his freckle) Bob. ( He made it to 16 years. A true gentleman) Andrew. ( The Mrs killed him) Barry. ( Died 3 days after we got him from the RSPCA. Had to get a refund) Molly ( ran away after depositing Michael and Murray) Margaret (would not listen when I told her about the road rules) Michael and Murray ( so far, so good)

I think you need to do a little more quad bike riding and leave the pussies alone for a while.
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