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[Big Bird]

Well another successful weekend was had trail riding in South East Vic.

I realised that putting in an un-tested carby was a bad idea (glad I had a spare). That, as well as assuming a certain tyre shop can fix a leak after 3 attemps was an interesting beginning to the weekend.

Big JB ("Gunna") worked out that he should have got some porting done to go with the hi comp piston (and all that bullshat), went riding with the boys, then realised that he waisted his money as he couldn't keep up with a stock DS650 - he was that slow a 250 Scrambler wasn't far off him.

Yogie got confused between his brake and the throttle and ended up in a tree, you should have heard the twin Yoshi's sing. I think it was the first time that 700 has ever been on full noise, even if it was only for a split second - (sausage) Head!

At the end of the day the lads done some 160+ Kays.


Sunday was a smaller group as some of the team had go home, or run out of clean jocks. This was just as well as it wasn't for the faint harted. We found some new tracks that by the end of them tested the most serious campainer. (you would have loved it Beech).


Next ride is already planned, sadly more of the same Yogie, so I hope that Bumble Bee can get your green machine straighted out by then.
Perhaps you should ask him to move the brake leaver to a better position.

[woody01]

Yes an awesome trail ride was again run. Perfect venue, perfect tracks, perfect weather and great company. With plenty of alcohol and food consumed and plenty of the usual flowing around the camp fire, I think that all had a great time.

The rides this time were quite challenging with speed, endurance, consistency and fitness being the key to the 140 k's covered on Saturday and skill, confidence, experience and sometimes pure luck being the key for the technical tracks covered on Sunday (today). Not one of us got through with a clean sheet today no matter what type of quad or brand, we all had our difficulties. With two of us coming home with punctures we knew we had covered some tuff terrain. But the huge hill climbs, river crossings, mud holes, rutts, logs, off camber slides and rocks were all defeated in the end by the SE Quad Riders.

For all those that we couldn't fit in book early for the next one in just 3 weeks time and another one 2 weeks after that.

[yogie]

yes a great ride put on by the chaps, 10/10 And the trails were fantastic, cant wait for the next one, well thats if bumble bee has put the green one back together by then... And did anyone see MY brusied and battered ego, I think I left it half way up a tree. But you wont get anymore better riding, chaps and all that goes with it than in the Sth East.
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2005 KFX700
With a few bells and whistles
and the twin yoshi's
American Star A-arms, tie rods
elka stickers
Shorty Shifter
I have a Waco
rossco gave me a flexx sticker
honda thumb
Great at climbing trees
durablue stickers

[PeteW]

Big Bird wrote:

Big JB ("Gunna") worked out that he should have got some porting done to go with the hi comp piston (and all that bullshat), went riding with the boys, then realised that he waisted his money as he couldn't keep up with a stock DS650 - he was that slow a 250 Scrambler wasn't far off him.

Is that what I got a txt about porting Josh? hopw about a 500 kit that'll keep up with a DS
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[Big Bird]

PeteW wrote:

Big Bird wrote: Big JB ("Gunna") worked out that he should have got some porting done to go with the hi comp piston (and all that bullshat), went riding with the boys, then realised that he waisted his money as he couldn't keep up with a stock DS650 - he was that slow a 250 Scrambler wasn't far off him. Is that what I got a txt about porting Josh? hopw about a 500 kit that'll keep up with a DS

Its not the quad letting him down Pete, its his apparant fear of using the whole throttle .
Besides, a 500 kit will still only keep up with a stock DS

[woody01]

Big Bird wrote:

Yogie got confused between his brake and the throttle and ended up in a tree, you should have heard the twin Yoshi's sing. .

Apparently there is a new model chainsaw just been released out on of the Kawasaki factory. The all new KFX700 with extra climbing power but watch out it can bite.

[bumble bee]

a song for yogie.
kfx sits in the old gum tree
yogie's face down in the mud and leaves
laugh
s.e.q.r laugh
now it must be fixed by bumble bee

[Big Bird]

bumble bee wrote:

a song for yogie. kfx sits in the old gum tree yogie's face down in the mud and leaves laugh s.e.q.r laugh now it must be fixed by bumble bee

What is it with you and having to fix quads from the Geelong area?

You should port it while you have it bumble bee, what do you think JB?

[bumble bee]

i think that yogies anal passage recived some self induced porting & polishing the rest of him is running a bit retarded no problem with the fuel system though nice & fat.

[Big Jb TRX450]

ok well yes a great weekend. i would first like to thank the following sponsors:
yogies taxis service
"shovel" security for keeping us safe all weekend
"big bird Lycra" for all your tight fitting needs (its a sight ill never 4get )
"woodys porting" for the customer thats "gunna" get it done 1 day
"Stewy's landscaping", I'll spray it, u cop it" (& i did)
"back 9 trail rides"....."we always go the back way"

well it was a blast, 1 last thankyou 2 big bird, as we were going down a steep hill i was stressen i was going to go ova the bars again i heard a supportive voice all the way down the hill, " F!@#in speed up, F@$#in slow C^&*, F@#$in hurry up over & over & all my worrys went away....

Hows the carb going? big birds F!@#in excuse 4 everything that went wrong 4 u & get ya tyres fixed, i might of been slower than u but i did more F!@#in riding than u

The Lyrca, F!@# me ive seen some disturbing things in my life but that was just 2 much!

I also had no idea i quad could be parked in a tree, honestly yogie it was an impressive demo mate.

bumble bee with singing talent like that i think your ready 4 oz idol, ive vote 4 ya champ

Yes pete i was talking with woody about porting & i got out around the camp fire that i hadnt got it done with the other work & copped a "tiny" bit of flack ova it......guys i was thinkin of getting some porting done, what u think?

Woodys was an excellent guide (had nothing 2 do with a GPS) & your right the trails offered all kinds of grief 4 us & i got a kick out of watching the big wide DS's having trouble fitting inbetween the trees', bigh bird have u eva thought of making a lyrca outfit 4 your bike?

Couldnt think of a better bunch of bloke 2 hit the trails with......!
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04 TRX 450r
with a bit of this & a bit of that

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[yogie]

woody01 wrote:

Big Bird wrote: Yogie got confused between his brake and the throttle and ended up in a tree, you should have heard the twin Yoshi's sing. . Apparently there is a new model chainsaw just been released out on of the Kawasaki factory. The all new KFX700 with extra climbing power but watch out it can bite.

Greetings and salutations, Mr Woody01, to scared to say anything else ...please no PM's , just joking
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2005 KFX700
With a few bells and whistles
and the twin yoshi's
American Star A-arms, tie rods
elka stickers
Shorty Shifter
I have a Waco
rossco gave me a flexx sticker
honda thumb
Great at climbing trees
durablue stickers

[yogie]

bumble bee wrote:

a song for yogie. kfx sits in the old gum tree yogie's face down in the mud and leaves laugh s.e.q.r laugh now it must be fixed by bumble bee

Laugh bumble bee , laugh bumble bee how GAY your life must be.


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2005 KFX700
With a few bells and whistles
and the twin yoshi's
American Star A-arms, tie rods
elka stickers
Shorty Shifter
I have a Waco
rossco gave me a flexx sticker
honda thumb
Great at climbing trees
durablue stickers

[yogie]

Big Bird wrote:

bumble bee wrote: a song for yogie. kfx sits in the old gum tree yogie's face down in the mud and leaves laugh s.e.q.r laugh now it must be fixed by bumble bee What is it with you and having to fix quads from the Geelong area? You should port it while you have it bumble bee, what do you think JB?

I shant dignify that with any comment except, I will return, faster and hopfully not HIGHER in the tree next time.
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2005 KFX700
With a few bells and whistles
and the twin yoshi's
American Star A-arms, tie rods
elka stickers
Shorty Shifter
I have a Waco
rossco gave me a flexx sticker
honda thumb
Great at climbing trees
durablue stickers

[Big Bird]

Hey JB if you think I look good in Lycra, you should watch Bumble Bee and Beech do their trails thing. Besides what the F?#$ are you doing looking at my ass?.

You might have done more riding than me over the weekend champ, but its all about the quality besides you don't know what I was doing to your tooth brush while you were gone.

I love Yogie's comment, "I will return, faster....." - I bloody hope so, my 5yr old's ride faster (not too much of an exaggeration either)

As Woody said, I've spoken to the property owner, and she's more than happy for us to go back (especially when I gave her a wad of cash)
I'll be in touch to see who's coming.

JB, now that the swimming is over, there might be some cheap lycra available, do you want me to get you some?

[bumble bee]

hey yogie get your own melody & i'd watch the insults if i were you precious i havent given you a bill yet

[yogie]

bumble bee wrote:

hey yogie get your own melody & i'd watch the insults if i were you precious i havent given you a bill yet

you can dish it out but you cant take big fella, and another thing mister, a sucky begging PM is on the way. So pleaseeeeeeeeee forgive me
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2005 KFX700
With a few bells and whistles
and the twin yoshi's
American Star A-arms, tie rods
elka stickers
Shorty Shifter
I have a Waco
rossco gave me a flexx sticker
honda thumb
Great at climbing trees
durablue stickers

[bumble bee]

in all serious a great weekend with something for everyone, definatley a step in the right direction can't wait for the next one, & yogie when your bike is finished we are going to go riding for a day & work on your concentration & confidence so that you can enjoy the challenges & not be petrified by them, deal?

[yogie]

bumble bee wrote:

in all serious a great weekend with something for everyone, definatley a step in the right direction can't wait for the next one, & yogie when your bike is finished we are going to go riding for a day & work on your concentration & confidence so that you can enjoy the challenges & not be petrified by them, deal?

Got your self a deal chap, will be looking forward to it. And your right a great bunch of guys, still dont know about bigbirds lycra though...
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2005 KFX700
With a few bells and whistles
and the twin yoshi's
American Star A-arms, tie rods
elka stickers
Shorty Shifter
I have a Waco
rossco gave me a flexx sticker
honda thumb
Great at climbing trees
durablue stickers

[Big Bird]

bumble bee wrote:

in all serious a great weekend with something for everyone, definatley a step in the right direction can't wait for the next one, & yogie when your bike is finished we are going to go riding for a day & work on your concentration & confidence so that you can enjoy the challenges & not be petrified by them, deal?

I think its time to become a better, more confident rider Yogie.
At the very least understand what your quad is able to do.

[Big Jb TRX450]

thank god i havnt used that tooth brush as or should i say was my travelling brush (now in the bin after reading your post). mate i know what u were doing!, for some reason & i can guess all my clothes have a strong musky smell & they r like cardboard.....??
As 4 the Lycra, i know id never look as good as u do in those short shorts, actually id go as far as saying they r more like hot pants, Y was i looking? well those white chicken legs of yours, need i say anymore? & id hate 2 take the focus off u buddy
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04 TRX 450r
with a bit of this & a bit of that

[Big Bird]

I knew that I shouldn't have told you about the tooth brush till next week.
It did get that "hard to reach" spot though. As for starching your clothes,
I couldn't get a story going so settled with pissing in Stuarts Bourbon.
(Told you I was struggling with a story Bumble Bee)

The "hot pants" might not look the best, but when you actually ride your quad past 2nd gear, and get air between your wheels and the ground you want the boys to be tucked away safely. Nothing worse than uncomfortable boys and not being able to stop, or worse not nailing a jump right and sitting on them!!!
You wouldn't know about that though would you JB, rumour has it that you sit to piss

[Big Jb TRX450]

this is coming from a guy that wheres lycra hot pants & as 4 ya "boys" being comfortable...mate look im not into the kinky "profanity removed" like u but u do pull off a great camel toe with those shorts......comfortable?
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04 TRX 450r
with a bit of this & a bit of that

[woody01]

Just to change the subject a bit so that you love birds can have a rest I just cleaned the Gasgas from the weekend and have ordered an LT Racing needle and jetting kit and a larger power valve cover from the US. Also booked her in next week for some headwork , timing & porting work. She should be humming along for the next trail ride.

I was "Gunna" get some other stuff like a Vortex and a pipe but I might leave that for now and see how much better she goes with the basics. Rumour has it I will achieve 30% more power, a lot more grunt low down and through the mid range and heaps more torque. Can't wait.

[Big Bird]

Big Jb TRX450 wrote:

this is coming from a guy that wheres lycra hot pants & as 4 ya "boys" being comfortable...mate look im not into the kinky "profanity removed" like u but u do pull off a great camel toe with those shorts......comfortable?

JB you are starting to disturb me.
1st learn to spell, I thought we covered this last weekend?!
2nd Stop perving. There was nothing even remotely comparative to a great camel toe, perhaps in your fantasies but not in real life.
I also notice that you're the only person commenting on me wearing bike pants. This is a disturbing thought, especially when you invite me over to your place only when your missus it out.

Stepped out of any closets lately???

[Big Jb TRX450]

LMFAO...! i think its the whole lyrca & quad riding...maybe try swimming?
No closets 2 come out of big bird....im a 100% lesbian! love the ladies
Woody...ive heard "porting" is a good upgade...thought about doing that?...i was "gunna" but havnt yet
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04 TRX 450r
with a bit of this & a bit of that