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yogie
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Well had another ride out my way, and why do hills get steeper, since the last time you rode them, why does mud stick even harder than last time, dont know well I'll tell you because thats the way it is... Well I sent the emails out and got a few reply and so the "hell" ride was born, and hell it was.
We got through the first section easy peasy, should have started worrying at that stage  . Soe we get down to the next stage, and it was a slippery as a butchers... got through 2 thirds then we hit this hill
me and JB did it easy enough, the GLW slipped in a rut and she was done for, but she had that sorted out after a few bad bad words, which would have made a sargent major blush... 
Old dennis was behind her and he just stopped on this "profanity removed" hill, waited then let the can am do what they do best, do the job for you with out much fuss... well that was soon to change, more of that later... 
And then we were just waiting for JB's mate on the two wheeler to get up the hill.
waiting
waiting (bad word)
waiting ( silence)
waiting (bad word)
waiting (very bad word)
So its decied that we would help him up. So we hop on Dennis's bike to drag his sorry a$$ up this hill, no good, i know we'll winch him up, half way through that his battery decides to cark it, it fired up and I said get that 300 kilo plus thing back up the hill NOW! So me JB, and his mate Matt are dragging this thing up a hill, Matt says to me, why dont you ride it up the hill (now if anyone has has met me, it would be fair to say I'm not suited for bikes, specially a 250 So its now about 2 hours later, an the bike is up the hill WOObloodyHOO.
So I hop on the scrambler and tow dennis out, the GLW was on the green one trying to work out how to use the gps...  Got lost once, had to back track about 8 k's and we come up t the gated section, and while every one was deciding on how to go back the other way, I just did what have to be done So We get back to th cars and its dark now, the GLW was cold and not happy, there are no pics, could not be bothered, did get some video of JB drowning me in a wah out, but he can tell that story.
And I'll be back there soon as I can.
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yogie
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Well got the word back from dennis on his canam, it wasnt the battery that was stuffed... his kill switch was so full of mud and it made it work or is that not work... go figure
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Big Jb TRX450
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Yes it was the ride to nowhere thats for sure. I tell you what yogie where we went was just magic. I loved the moment when i was laying on the ground after pulling the 2 wheeled heap of shat up the hill & taking a rest, i close my eyes & just taking in the sound of nature then i hear an almighty "mother Trucka"....lol...just gold. I look forward to doing those trails again, i hope we can finish them next time. It was good to get out with bikes again
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Big Jb TRX450
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& for thr record i didnt drown you, it was a total misunderstanding
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yogie
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you ment it, and dont deny it...
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Big Jb TRX450
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Ok then Ill let our fellow forum members be the judge....ill set the scene. Yogie was the lead bike, we were traveling down a hill that wasnt steep but very greasy...at the base of this hill was a section of shallow ruts that has water in them. yogie lined himself up dead centre & just by chance went into a deep one (not really that deep, say half a foot) & came to a holt, as i approached i thought he had slowed down to go through it so he wouldnt cover himself in water/mud. I had already picked my line before he stoped which was a bikes length to the right of him but on the peak of these ruts because i was trying to stay dry. As i passed him my bike slid into a rut that was pretty shallow however resulted in water & mud being sprayed all over yogie because i was right beside me so i feel its a case of "wrong place, wrong time"......The defence rests your honour!
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Wet by misadventure.
I find the defendant guilty but with diminished responsibility.
The court suggests the use of a towel and a box of tissues as compensation.
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yogie
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| Big Jb TRX450 wrote: | | Ok then Ill let our fellow forum members be the judge....ill set the scene. Yogie was the lead bike, we were traveling down a hill that wasnt steep but very greasy...at the base of this hill was a section of shallow ruts that has water in them. yogie lined himself up dead centre & just by chance went into a deep one (not really that deep, say half a foot) & came to a holt, as i approached i thought he had slowed down to go through it so he wouldnt cover himself in water/mud. I had already picked my line before he stoped which was a bikes length to the right of him but on the peak of these ruts because i was trying to stay dry. As i passed him my bike slid into a rut that was pretty shallow however resulted in water & mud being sprayed all over yogie because i was right beside me so i feel its a case of "wrong place, wrong time"......The defence rests your honour! |
NOW I'LL TELL THE TRUE STORY...
I was leading down a muddy back track and I went to go through a wash out and I admit I took a wrong line and JB came up beside me and booted me into a screaching halt then roostered me and covered me.... (sniff sniff)  and rode off laughing that evil laugh he has...
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American Star A-arms, tie rods
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| yogie wrote: | | Big Jb TRX450 wrote: | | Ok then Ill let our fellow forum members be the judge....ill set the scene. Yogie was the lead bike, we were traveling down a hill that wasnt steep but very greasy...at the base of this hill was a section of shallow ruts that has water in them. yogie lined himself up dead centre & just by chance went into a deep one (not really that deep, say half a foot) & came to a holt, as i approached i thought he had slowed down to go through it so he wouldnt cover himself in water/mud. I had already picked my line before he stoped which was a bikes length to the right of him but on the peak of these ruts because i was trying to stay dry. As i passed him my bike slid into a rut that was pretty shallow however resulted in water & mud being sprayed all over yogie because i was right beside me so i feel its a case of "wrong place, wrong time"......The defence rests your honour! |
NOW I'LL TELL THE TRUE STORY...
I was leading down a muddy back track and I went to go through a wash out and I admit I took a wrong line and JB came up beside me and booted me into a screaching halt then roostered me and covered me.... (sniff sniff) and rode off laughing that evil laugh he has... |
I`ve riden with you before and would have done and most likely will do in the future exactly the same thing,I find in favour of JB. 
TRX`s are never wrong.
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Yogie i would say go to your local conrete trucks yard and wait till they spill some , then take a cup and get it full then drink it , and then harden the hell up .lol
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I suppose its the support and comradiship I recieve from this place that just makes me want to come here and cop crap...
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American Star A-arms, tie rods
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Big Jb TRX450
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| yogie wrote: | I suppose its the support and comradiship I recieve from this place that just makes me want to come here and cop crap...
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Big Jb TRX450
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| yogie wrote: | | Big Jb TRX450 wrote: | | Ok then Ill let our fellow forum members be the judge....ill set the scene. Yogie was the lead bike, we were traveling down a hill that wasnt steep but very greasy...at the base of this hill was a section of shallow ruts that has water in them. yogie lined himself up dead centre & just by chance went into a deep one (not really that deep, say half a foot) & came to a holt, as i approached i thought he had slowed down to go through it so he wouldnt cover himself in water/mud. I had already picked my line before he stoped which was a bikes length to the right of him but on the peak of these ruts because i was trying to stay dry. As i passed him my bike slid into a rut that was pretty shallow however resulted in water & mud being sprayed all over yogie because i was right beside me so i feel its a case of "wrong place, wrong time"......The defence rests your honour! |
NOW I'LL TELL THE TRUE STORY...
I was leading down a muddy back track and I went to go through a wash out and I admit I took a wrong line and JB came up beside me and booted me into a screaching halt then roostered me and covered me.... (sniff sniff) and rode off laughing that evil laugh he has... |
ill be sure to come visit u in make believe land when i need a break from reaity
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Big Jb TRX450
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| yogie wrote: | NOW I'LL TELL THE TRUE STORY...
JB came up beside me and booted me into a screaching halt then roostered me and covered me.... (sniff sniff) and rode off laughing that evil laugh he has... |
In my defence of that statement i didnt roost you, as i passed you i didnt give it anymore throttle than what i was using to maintain my speed at the time so i cant be accused of roosting...now thats a nice bit of cross referencing for you...."the defence rests"
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yogie
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In my defence of that statement i didnt roost you, as i passed you i didnt give it anymore throttle than what i was using to maintain my speed at the time so i cant be accused of roosting...now thats a nice bit of cross referencing for you...."the defence rests" |
THE TRUTH, YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH....
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With a few bells and whistles
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American Star A-arms, tie rods
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I can see this turning into Handbags at 20 paces???
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| phil520 wrote: | | I can see this turning into Handbags at 20 paces??? |
Honda handbags...
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With a few bells and whistles
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| phil520 wrote: | | I can see this turning into Handbags at 20 paces??? |
mmmmm good point i better do the old bug bunny trick & throw a brick or two in before i start swinging
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| yogie wrote: | | Big Jb TRX450 wrote: |
In my defence of that statement i didnt roost you, as i passed you i didnt give it anymore throttle than what i was using to maintain my speed at the time so i cant be accused of roosting...now thats a nice bit of cross referencing for you...."the defence rests" |
THE TRUTH, YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH.... |
Come on yogie...come back to the light of reality & join us
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| Big Jb TRX450 wrote: | | yogie wrote: | | Big Jb TRX450 wrote: |
In my defence of that statement i didnt roost you, as i passed you i didnt give it anymore throttle than what i was using to maintain my speed at the time so i cant be accused of roosting...now thats a nice bit of cross referencing for you...."the defence rests" |
THE TRUTH, YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH.... |
Come on yogie...come back to the light of reality & join us |
I can see a 37million dollar claim gunna happen here 
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With a few bells and whistles
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Now now boys, ypu know what they say :
"Red & Green should never be seen".
You're actually outnumbered for once Yogie !
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Big Jb TRX450
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The jury has spoken...!!!!!!!!!!!!! "1st id like to thank the jury for seeing the situation for what it "truly" was".."id like to thank my legal team, being umm me"......"& in closing I hope this serves as a warning to those desperate people/ person out there who wish to frame someone for a crime they didnt commit that if you stand tall you will come out ontop"
Thankyou one & all
JB
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Yes presty and we all know thast yellow and blue will always get you through.
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| Grizzly wrote: | | Yes presty and we all know thast yellow and blue will always get you through. |
What color is your avatar ?
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couldn't have put that better myself
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