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| WHATEVER wrote: | | Calberin wrote: | | The sheep thing is for newzealanders mate... |
Sorry ... I thought most New Zealanders couldnt shag sheep as they where w@ankers ... 
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thats gunna hurt 
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Joined: 03 Sep 2007
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From http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html
Bastard : term of endearment
Seems I have a lot to learn ... 
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hammer686
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"Jackaroo" employed by sheep/cattle station to handle animals.
"Bugger" not employed by station - but still handles animals.
"Paperweight" Australian citizen - born in another country.
"Take-away" wife of Australian - born in another country to the north.
"in the bush" can mean anywhere sparsly populated or you was too fast for the corner.
Whatever, don't you like Kiwis or are you just a Springbok fan sick of being beaten?
Aranui Cuz
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RIZ
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" F#%K me sideways"
and
"S@$T me up the wall"
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Big Bore, Stroked & Bling +
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| WHATEVER wrote: | | Calberin wrote: | | The sheep thing is for newzealanders mate... |
Sorry ... I thought most New Zealanders couldnt shag sheep as they where w@ankers ...
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and dont forget 1/2 of the buggers are over hear
oh and my girl is one what was i thinking ????  |
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Joined: 13 Feb 2006
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| i found "go forwards strange" coz you can go backwards in them!! |
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Joined: 11 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:16 pm Post subject: sayings |
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Here's a couple.
Dumb as a box of hammers.
He/she got a few roos loose in the top paddock.
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Joined: 26 Jun 2006
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| a snag short of a barbie, Good from far= far from good(use this when you think you see a good sort(sheila) from a distance that turns out to be as ugly as a hat full of arseholes), as dry as a nuns nasty. |
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Big Bore, Stroked & Bling +
Joined: 03 Sep 2007
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Location: Adelaide, South Australia
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| hammer686 wrote: | | ...Whatever, don't you like Kiwis or are you just a Springbok fan sick of being beaten?... |
Just kidding about really ... I actually get on really well with Aussies and Kiwi's ... I REALLY LOVE rugby banter ... well I actually love all banter to he honest ...
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yogie
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wouldnt shout if a shark bit ya...
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Big Bore, Stroked & Bling +
Joined: 03 Sep 2007
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OK ... I appricate all the sayings ... but how about some meanings or translations ...
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yogie
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wouldnt shout if a shark bites you mean , tight ass, a scab, stingy with money... most yamaha raptor riders fit in this group, it'll be studied one day no doubt... 
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American Star A-arms, tie rods
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Big Bore, Stroked & Bling +
Joined: 03 Sep 2007
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| yogie wrote: | | wouldnt shout if a shark bites you mean , tight ass, a scab, stingy with money... |
Deep pockets and short arms ... OR ... Scottish ...
| yogie wrote: | | most yamaha raptor riders fit in this group, it'll be studied one day no doubt... |
Nicely now ... would have to have to dis-like you ...
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fossil800R
The Day Starts With OZATV !
Joined: 22 Aug 2007
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| yogie wrote: | | wouldnt shout if a shark bites you mean , tight ass, a scab, stingy with money... most yamaha raptor riders fit in this group, it'll be studied one day no doubt... |
Hey.......
"head like a dropped pie" or "head like a bashed crab"........a less than attractive person.
cough..cough.. kawasaki riders.. cough
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bumble bee
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| fossil700R wrote: | | bumble bee wrote: | | WHATEVER wrote: |
Do you guys really shag sheep ...  |
only if we can't get a kangaroo to stand still long enough. |
Have to. Have you seen my wife
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mate i was eating my breakfast when that popped up on the screen i'm still picking rice bubbles out of my keyboard. yuk!!!!! are you sure your not gilbert grapes long lost father? |
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fossil800R
The Day Starts With OZATV !
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Have to. Have you seen my wife
[/quote] | bumble bee wrote: | | mate i was eating my breakfast when that popped up on the screen i'm still picking rice bubbles out of my keyboard. yuk!!!!! are you sure your not gilbert grapes long lost father? |
Clear your plate.. posting bikini shots shortly
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Wouldnt p!ss on your teeth if your mouth was on fire.. (I dont like you very much!!)
C.B.F. = Cant be F@#ked- Learn this as it has a lot to do with the Australian lifestyle!!
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fossil800R
The Day Starts With OZATV !
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| bumble bee wrote: | | mate i was eating my breakfast when that popped up on the screen i'm still picking rice bubbles out of my keyboard. yuk!!!!! are you sure your not gilbert grapes long lost father? |
| fossil700R wrote: | | Clear your plate.. posting bikini shots shortly |
Sorry mate couldn't get her to pose in a bikini. Snuck up behind her and took this one as she was bending over to pick up one of the three roast chickens she was going to snack on in bed watching the cricket last night. Memories of our wedding night are flooding back now.......only two chickens that night as I remember....plus the cake..
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hammer686
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You can't see it from here, but she has a blaster under there. We couldn't break the suction to get her off it after her last ride so she carries it around with her. By the way, does anybody know if Ohlsens make an aftermarket shock with a load rate of a half tonne.
no sign of the blaster anymore!
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Nice ... looks like she lots a bit of weight in that pic ... no wait ... it was something on the screen ... forget it ... CBF!!!
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fossil800R
The Day Starts With OZATV !
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| fossil700R wrote: | | You can't see it from here, but she has a blaster under there. We couldn't break the suction to get her off it after her last ride so she carries it around with her. By the way, does anybody know if Ohlsens make an aftermarket shock with a load rate of a half tonne. |
| Hammer686 wrote: | | no sign of the blaster anymore! |
What kind of sick puppy are you looking at my wife's butt that closely.
I have a good mate who is a jockey. We greased him up last night, slipped him under the bride's skirt, and he rode it out.
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yogie
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| fossil700R wrote: | | Sorry mate couldn't get her to pose in a bikini. Snuck up behind her and took this one as she was bending over to pick up one of the three roast chickens she was going to snack on in bed watching the cricket last night. Memories of our wedding night are flooding back now.......only two chickens that night as I remember....plus the cake.. |
You are a bad man and please wait till the PC police arive and take you away... only two chickens huh
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| Freeze the Balls off a Brass Monkey! = Gosh it's cold! |
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| Paul C. wrote: | | Freeze the Balls off a Brass Monkey! = Gosh it's cold! |
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